1 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,940 Isn't this nice? 2 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:12,210 We're all here together sharing family time. 3 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,950 Mom, please. "celebrity pet castle" is on. 4 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:17,290 Who would have thought a show about celebrity pets. 5 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,850 Living together in a castle would be so great? 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,180 Last week, howie mandel's cat. 7 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,750 - Ate one of jack black's guppies. - Oh, cool. 8 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:27,760 - I was thinking we could turn the tv off. - Wait! Not now. 9 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:31,430 - They're starting with an elimination! - I'll get the popcorn. 10 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:35,100 I would not want to be beyonce's hamster right now. 11 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:38,300 What? 12 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:42,600 Mouse! I saw a mouse! 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,240 It was like this big. 14 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:47,570 And your high-pitched girl scream scared it away. 15 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,770 Hey hey hey, look at this. 16 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:52,780 Mouse droppings. 17 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:54,710 Oh, bill. 18 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,950 That's a rocky mountain grey... 19 00:00:56,980 --> 00:01:00,250 Female... 20 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,890 About to be a mother. 21 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,420 That is just gross. 22 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:09,130 I do not want a mouse or mouse babies in this house. 23 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,130 Aw, mouse babies. 24 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,660 Ew! 25 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,470 Don't worry about it. It's not a problem. 26 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:18,000 You know what? Have a seat. 27 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,840 Watch a master exterminator in action. 28 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:21,770 Or we could get back to the show. 29 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:23,840 Simon cowell's turtle is coming out of his shell. 30 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:25,980 Oh! 31 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,010 ♪ today's all burnt toast ♪ 32 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,650 ♪ running late, and dad says ♪ 33 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,180 ♪ has anybody seen my left shoe? ♪ 34 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,420 ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ 35 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:39,190 ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ 36 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,890 ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ 37 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,160 ♪ I've been there, I've survived ♪ 38 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,460 ♪ so just take my advice ♪ 39 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,630 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 40 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,330 ♪ things are crazy ♪ 41 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:55,270 ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ 42 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,170 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 43 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,810 ♪ there's no maybe ♪ 44 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,670 ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ 45 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:04,110 ♪ your life is up and down ♪ 46 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:07,510 ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ 47 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:11,650 ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ 48 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,690 ♪ hang in there, baby. ♪. 49 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:24,460 Ah, this thing is so frustrating. 50 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,070 - Dad, can I get a new phone? - Nope. 51 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,500 Daddy. 52 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,970 Can I please get a new phone, please? 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,710 Well, since you put it like that... 54 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,240 No. 55 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:40,210 But this old phone is useless. 56 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,250 I can't download apps, I can't post status updates. 57 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,580 The only thing I can do on it is talk. 58 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,550 Nobody does that anymore. 59 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:50,250 Okay, you want a new phone? 60 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:54,260 There you go. New phone. 61 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:56,590 Unlimited minutes. And it squeaks. 62 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,230 Good for you, dad. 63 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,600 Tell the princess no for once. 64 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:02,660 Excuse me, but this princess. 65 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,600 Spends a lot less time on her hair than you do. 66 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:08,100 What's your problem, anyway? 67 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,600 My problem is everything gets handed to you. 68 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,240 This is like the first time in history something didn't go your way. 69 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:16,240 Look, honey, if you want a phone, get a job. 70 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,210 I'm only 15. What kind of job could I get? 71 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,680 All right, you know what? There's all sorts of dogs in the neighborhood. 72 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:24,880 - You could walk dogs. - Or...? 73 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,750 Or not get a new phone. 74 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:31,120 Teddy, a job isn't just about money. 75 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:34,290 It's also about self-worth and dignity. 76 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:39,190 Wow. 77 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:42,560 Okay, everybody, we are off to our music class. 78 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,400 You look so cute. 79 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:47,270 Aww, charlie, did you hear what your big sister said about you? 80 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,470 I was talking to you, mom. 81 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,600 Oh, you're so sweet. 82 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,170 And you're not getting a phone. 83 00:03:57,810 --> 00:04:01,210 Okay, people, the fried chicken business has taken a hit. 84 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:06,080 Apparently fried is now bad for your health. 85 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:10,050 So we need to think of ways of increasing our sales. 86 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:11,650 Dazzle me! You. 87 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:14,150 How about we introduce tacos to our menu? 88 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:16,850 Too easy, too expected. Push it, people. 89 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,890 Punch it! Yeah? 90 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:21,630 How about we fry up other, cheaper kinds of meat. 91 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:25,760 And tell people it's chicken, only it's not chicken? 92 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,300 We're already doing that. You had number three lately? 93 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,140 Work with me, minimum wagers. 94 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,500 - Give me something! - What do you got, j.P.? 95 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,310 - It's p.J. - Whatever. Go. 96 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:40,140 Well, what if weive the business a face? 97 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,810 Someone who is kwikki chikki. 98 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,580 Someone to put on posters and bags and buckets. 99 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,180 - Like bobby burger. - I like bobby burger. 100 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:50,350 He always eathe burgers. 101 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,980 See? That is what we're missing. 102 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:58,250 We don't have a mr. Kwik! 103 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:01,690 Mr. Kwik? Mr. Kwik. Tell me more. 104 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,260 Well, he should be an employee. 105 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:07,160 Probably young, good looking, 106 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:09,590 - Healthy. - You're thinking me, right? 107 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,000 Or someone young, 108 00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:15,200 Good looking, healthy. 109 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:18,000 Mr. Kwik. 110 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,540 I'm going to sleep on it. 111 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:22,870 All right, people, doors open in 10, so look lively. 112 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:25,470 Oh, and what is that smell? 113 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:27,640 - That's our chicken. - Oh. 114 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,550 20 years in the business. You never get used to it. 115 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,520 What are you doing, dad? 116 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:41,890 I am loading the mouse trap with a tasty little snack. 117 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,560 Of peanut butter and horror. 118 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:48,290 You haven't caught that thing yet? 119 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,630 Kids, let me explain something to you. 120 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,030 Now I'm not just a guy who catches things. 121 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,800 Clearly. 122 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:58,500 I am also an expert in animal behavior. 123 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:01,170 Now the rocky mountain grey feeds at night. 124 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,170 So by tomorrow morning this trap. 125 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:06,410 Is going to have a mouse in it. 126 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,980 And that, my friend, is a guarantee. 127 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:12,350 100%. 128 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,320 Somebody needs to take him down a peg. 129 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,250 Are you gonna mess with dad? 130 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:24,790 I'm gabe. It's what I do. 131 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:28,990 ♪ that's the way the money goes ♪ 132 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,730 ♪ pop goes the weasel. ♪. 133 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,430 Good job. 134 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,160 Great job, everybody. 135 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,170 Okay, we're gonna take a little juice break, 136 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,800 Then we will come back for dance-a-lance-a-ling-long! 137 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,540 Oh. 138 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,840 - I'm elaine, by the way. - Nice to meet you. 139 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,510 I'm amy, and this is my daughter charlie. 140 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:52,010 Charlie? 141 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:54,110 Like, charlie brown? 142 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,880 No, not like charlie brown. 143 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,620 Charlie, like, short for charlotte. 144 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:02,950 Oh well, as long as it makes sense to you. 145 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:07,290 - And who is this? - This is brittany. 146 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,890 Yes, you are. 147 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,530 - Oh, that's so adorable. - Yeah. 148 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,400 You named her after a troubled pop star. 149 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,900 I noticed charlie was very good at clapping. 150 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,310 Oh yes, it's one of her many talents. 151 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:25,880 Aww, brittany was clapping at six months, so... 152 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:29,280 Charlie makes animal sounds. 153 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,880 Charlie, what does a cow say? 154 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,110 Woof. 155 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,320 Very impressive. 156 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,650 Oh, just so you know, 157 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:41,420 Next class, we're asking every mom and child. 158 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,590 - To perform a song together. - Oh, that sounds fun. 159 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,720 And just so you know, it's not a competition. 160 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,620 It wouldn't be fair with my musical theater background. 161 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:52,960 I was on broadway. 162 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:55,430 Oh, and now you're here, 163 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:58,100 So we see how that turned out. 164 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:08,240 What happened to you? 165 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,040 I took your suggestion and became a dog walker. 166 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:15,410 A great dane and a larbadoodle. 167 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:18,110 Took turns dragging me through a puddle. 168 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:20,650 So thanks. 169 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,150 You're welcome. 170 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,490 What's in the bag? 171 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,650 Mostly great dane. 172 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,930 - Where should I put it? - Trash can. 173 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,130 Mrs. Dabney's trash can. 174 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,270 Hey, dad, guess what. 175 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,030 You washed the car like I asked? 176 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,100 You are really bad at guessing. 177 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:47,510 No, I had an idea at work and my boss loved it. 178 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:50,150 - Hey, good for you. - Yeah, it was a great moment. 179 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:52,050 And who knows? 180 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,210 Mr. Kwik could be the start of something big. 181 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,220 This is amazing. 182 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,360 Ever since you became mr. Kwik business is booming. 183 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:05,990 I just want to say, thank you, p.J. 184 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,960 How am I gonna get all that money home? 185 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,900 You could put it in the trunk. 186 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:15,500 Of your brand new car! 187 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,550 Can I have your autograph, mr. Kwik? 188 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:34,880 Absolutely. 189 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,080 And who am I making this out to? 190 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,120 Mrs. Kwik. 191 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,060 Nice car. 192 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:48,320 When are you gonna wash mine? 193 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,360 Dad, get out of my fantasy. 194 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:01,540 Hello, little mouse. 195 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,640 Want to help me mess with dad? 196 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,280 Dad! 197 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,090 We have a mouse? 198 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,050 No. But the bait is gone. 199 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,460 What? 200 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,920 Oh, come on. That's impossible. 201 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,390 - How could a mouse do that? - I don't know. 202 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:30,060 It's almost like he's mocking you. 203 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,300 Okay, mouse wants to dance, 204 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:40,470 We're gonna dance. 205 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:47,400 I wonder what kids with smart dads do for fun. 206 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,980 Guys, I'm going inside for just a minute. 207 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,880 And while I'm gone no sniffing, 208 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,810 No biting and no scooching. 209 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,580 And brutus, come here. 210 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:04,950 Buddy, remember, fifi is not a chew toy, okay? 211 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,990 So, mitch, did you have a chance to think about my mr. Kwik idea? 212 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:13,660 Yes, I did, j.P. Or should I say... 213 00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:15,630 - Mr. Kwik! - Really? Me? 214 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:18,060 Yup, you're the new face of kwikki chikki. 215 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,330 I see great things ahead for you. The future is bright. 216 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,100 Does the future include a bump in pay? 217 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,600 No, it does not. 218 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,810 Well, doesn't matter. 219 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,480 Being mr. Kwik is reward enough. 220 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:32,180 - Free soft drinks? - No. 221 00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:33,850 But you were right, kid. 222 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,820 The face of kwikki chikki needs to be young, 223 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,680 Healthy, good looking. 224 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,850 Like that! 225 00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:42,860 - You mean this? - Oh, no no no, this ain't that. 226 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:46,190 This is good but that is great. 227 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,670 She can't be mr. Kwik. She's a girl. 228 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,170 Then forget about mr. Kwik. 229 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,340 She'll be our kwikki chick. 230 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,170 Are you ready to be the face of kwikki chikki? 231 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,340 I just wanted to use the bathroom. 232 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,420 I just don't understand why you're mad at me. 233 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,750 I'm mad at you because you did it again. 234 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:14,550 You walked right in there and got the job handed to you. 235 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,990 - My job. - I didn't do it on purpose. 236 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,490 Do you know how long I was mr. Kwik? 237 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,420 37 seconds. 238 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:23,690 That's too quick. 239 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,890 What do you want me to do? 240 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,430 Quit. You already have a job. 241 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:29,860 Walking dogs? It's disgusting. 242 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,230 No offense, guys. 243 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:35,430 P.J., I'm sorry you didn't get the job, 244 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,270 But I'm not sorry I did. 245 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,500 Of course you're not, princess. 246 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:42,880 - Stop calling me that! - Stop being that! 247 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:48,180 Oh, brutus, again? Really? 248 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:52,480 I'm gonna miss you least of all. 249 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,950 Night vision goggles... check. 250 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,120 - What are you doing? - I'm catching a mouse. 251 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,560 With night vision goggles? Really? 252 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,630 Whatever it takes. 253 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:18,630 Nobody makes a fool of bob duncan. 254 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,900 No, he does that all by himself. 255 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,070 Go back upstairs to bed and let the expert do his job. 256 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,910 Go get mommy. 257 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:50,320 ♪ ee-I-ee-I-oh! ♪ 258 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:56,820 - Break a leg. - Uh-huh. 259 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,930 Okay, here we go, baby. 260 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:07,070 ♪ twinkle twinkle little star ♪ 261 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,930 ♪ how I wonder what you are ♪ 262 00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,970 ♪ up above the world so high ♪ 263 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,740 ♪ like a diamond in the sky. ♪. 264 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,480 No no no, charlie, grab the flashlight. 265 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,510 Put it back on mommy. Put it back on mommy. 266 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:27,150 ♪ the itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪ 267 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:30,250 ♪ down came the rain ♪ 268 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:34,360 ♪ and washed the spider out. ♪ 269 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,990 Charlie honey, I need you focus. 270 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,590 Mommy's about to do her big finish. 271 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,200 ♪ hickory dickory rock ♪ 272 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,930 ♪ the mouse ran up the clock ♪ 273 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,770 ♪ the clock struck 12:00, then somethinglse ♪ 274 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,200 ♪ I said hickory dickory rock! ♪. 275 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,010 Thank u, denver! 276 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,890 There's our kwikki chick! 277 00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:26,190 All right, so all you have to do is sit here, 278 00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:29,330 - Sign autogphs and eat chicken. - I can do that. 279 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,200 - J.P., get over here. - P.J. 280 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,530 Wrong. From now on your name is assistant. 281 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,370 As in assistant to the kwikki chick. 282 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,000 If she needs anything, ani mean anything, 283 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,540 You get it forer. 284 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:44,000 Now, mitch, p.J. Doesn't have to wait on me. 285 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,040 Oh, yes he does. Because in our little kingdom. 286 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,710 You're the princess. 287 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,180 It's warm in here. Are you warm? 288 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,610 I do not want you perspiring. Fan her. 289 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,920 Um, mitch, he's not doing it right. 290 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,520 - I want you to fan me. - Oh, actually... 291 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,560 I'm the princess. Fan me, rich. 292 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:14,300 - It's mitch. - Wrong! Now fan me. 293 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,200 - How's this? - Don't look at me. 294 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,770 - Teddy, what are you doing? - Silence. 295 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,080 Um, can you just eat the chicken now? 296 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,110 Fine! 297 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,480 Mmm! Oh, that's awful! 298 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,790 She means awful good. 299 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,120 Ugh! 300 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,120 How can you people eat this stuff? 301 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,230 They should call this place icky chikki. 302 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,830 Get out! You're fired! 303 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:53,270 Oh oh oh oh! And f.Y.I. 304 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,640 The number three is horse meat, okay buddy? 305 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640 And delicious. 306 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,480 And half off. 307 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,120 Hey, dad. 308 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,130 You're still in your bathrobe. 309 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,830 - Why aren't you dressed? - What's the point? 310 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,300 Shouldn't you be at work? 311 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:19,330 There is no work. I quit my job. 312 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,630 Wait, what?! 313 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,170 If I can't catch a little mouse, 314 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,700 I don't deserve to call myself an exterminator. 315 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,780 I'm sorry. 316 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:37,150 I'm a failure. 317 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,250 No, dad. You're not a failure. 318 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,650 You caught the mouse the first night. 319 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,790 I was pranking you. I'm so sorry. 320 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,990 I didn't mean for you to quit your job. 321 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,060 I got ya! 322 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,330 - What?! - I've been pranking you. 323 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,070 - No way. - Yeah way. 324 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,170 How'd you figure it out? 325 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,570 I told you, I'm an expert at animal behavior. 326 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,940 All right, I saw you let the mouse go. 327 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,980 So that thing you did with the mouse traps, 328 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,310 You did that on purpose? 329 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:22,320 Yes, I did that on purpose. 330 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,450 You can't prank me, I prank you. 331 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,660 - That's how it works. - Oh no. 332 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,490 That's how it used to work. 333 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,330 How does it feel to be on the other side? 334 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,870 I don't know who I am anymore. 335 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,380 Walking dogs again? 336 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,350 Uh, yeah. 337 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,480 Gotta get that phone somehow. 338 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,920 And it beats working at kwikki chikki. 339 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:01,320 - By the way, thanks. - For what? 340 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,150 For going all diva and getting fired on purpose. 341 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,820 It meant a lot to me. 342 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,760 I don't know what you're talking about? 343 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,090 Didn't you throw that tantrum just to help me? 344 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,560 Doesn't sound like me. 345 00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:17,230 Okay, well, however you want to play it, 346 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:20,230 - I owe you a solid. - Here. 347 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,900 This is mostly solid. 348 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,530 Oh, look at that. 349 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,640 Your brother and sister are sharing. 350 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,110 Hey, how was "music and me"? 351 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,110 Fine. 352 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,680 Listen, could you take charlie to class next time? 353 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,380 And all the other times after that? 354 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,580 What happened? 355 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,390 There was a little misunderstanding. 356 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,590 Apparently the me in "music and me" 357 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,990 Isn't me. 358 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,970 Hey, charlie. It's me, p.J. 359 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,440 I'm taking over teddy's video diary to tell you that, 360 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,370 Even though she didn't want to admit it, 361 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,910 She did something really nice for me today. 362 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,410 I guess sometimes we really do care about each other. 363 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,910 Who knows, maybe this is the start of a whole new... 364 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,750 P.J., what are you doing with my camera?! 365 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,750 - I'm talking to charlie. - Give me that. 366 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,720 - No, I'm not done yet! - Oh, yes you are. 367 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,420 With a sister like this, good luck, charlie. 368 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,830 Hey, I say that! 369 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,560 Good luck, charlie. 370 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,980 Oh. Hi. 371 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:44,150 Hello. 372 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:47,220 Look, elaine, I probably owe you an apology. 373 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,050 I mean, making a competition out of. 374 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,120 Singing nursery rhymes, it's ridiculous. 375 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,230 No apology necessary. I can be very competitive. 376 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,290 Believe me, no one's more competitive than me. 377 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,930 I was voted most competitive at competition school. 378 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,160 - May I take your order? - Yes. 379 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,070 ♪ a three piece combo is what I'd like ♪ 380 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,400 ♪ and a kid's meal for my little tyke... ♪ 381 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,540 ♪ I will have your six piece platter ♪ 382 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:16,080 ♪ slaw or potato salad, it don't matter... ♪ 383 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:21,810 ♪ jumbo shake and a side of fries... ♪ 384 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:26,620 ♪ might as well stick 'em on your meaty thighs. ♪ 385 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,020 Sycn by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 386 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:32,620 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0